"African-American" Friday Madness!

For everyone wondering about the title, I figured I should address it right off the bat. I feel that "Black" Friday is way too racist and have since changed it to "African-American" Friday to be more PC, despite the fact that "Black" is the term for a business' profit, not the color of anybody's skin. But that didn't stop people from calling out black holes as racist. Plus, Martin Luther King Jr. had a dream where he envisioned a world where black people can stand side-by-side with white people at Wal-Marts across the nation at 5 AM, acting like jerks and spending money frivolously just like us whities! Plus, as it was pointed out to me, Sears' Black Friday commercials had nothing but black people in them. Equality indeed. I'm just wondering if Sears still sells those swank Cliff Huxtable sweaters.