I Totally Wish I Had Photoshop Skillz (Part Three)

Inspired by my previous entry (The 2009 WTF? Awards), I have seen a vision of what the future may hold for the world...especially if Heidi Montag continues to be addicted to plastic surgery and runs out of body parts to augment:

2010: The Year I Make Contact...With Your Face!

I just want to take this opportunity to thank anyone that has read this blog thus far.  That's right, all four of you.  I know I've only been doing this about a month or so but I like to believe that big things are coming, if I may be a bit presumptuous.  Of course, I'll need a bit of your help if those big things are going to happen.  It's like they say (who they are, I'll never know): "If a tree falls in a forest and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound?"  In a word: Ummm...yeah.  But to extrapolate that a bit, if I write a blog and no one is around to read it, does it really matter?  Not really.