Can you give me a mock session of how you would teach sex education to a child?

Me: 'Sup kid.
Kid: 'Sup.
Me: So...um...the Internet wants to know how I'd teach you about the birds and the bees.
Kid: You mean, like doing it?
Me.: Yup.
Kid: Don't worry about it. I've already had sex more times than you anyways.
Me: Fair enough. Good talk.

Ask me anything. No, seriously, anything.