I Totally Wish I Had Photoshop Skillz (The Wrestling Edition)

It seems as if I had any opportunity to practice Photoshopping, it'd be now.  You see, I spend a good chunk of my free time on the forums at WrestleCrap, where every so often there would be Photoshop threads where you take a certain wrestler (9 times out of 10, it's usually Batista) and put him in a weird situation.  Of course, seeing as I have no Photoshop skill and would rather crank something out quickly and be the first to have that idea posted instead of being beaten to the punch even if my end result is spectacular, I usually just crank something out real quick in MS Paint.  I only spend about 5-10 minutes on each picture, any more than 15 and I usually just give up and move onto something else.  I heard that GIMP is a good (and free) Photoshop substitute so I downloaded but I honestly haven't even installed it yet.  So behold my crappy pictures!  Considering these are about wrestling, which the "cool people" aren't watching anymore, I'll try to put them in context the best I can.

I Totally Wish I Had Photoshop Skillz (Part Two)

The saga continues!