If you could be any kind of animal, and yet in no way associated with being a furry, what would you be and why?

Thanks for clarifying about the furry business. I want no part in that scene whatsoever. Anyways, to answer your question, I think I'd like to be a monkey. I get to climb trees, eat bananas with my feet and throw poop. Sounds like a sweet life.

Ask me anything. No, seriously, anything.