6 (And A Half) Reasons Why Dragonball: Evolution Isn't THAT Bad

It should be known by now that I'm willing to subject myself to horrible movies for reasons that I'm not quite sure of myself.  Sure, a part of me hates it whenever I end up seeing something really bad, but a bigger part of me actually ENJOYS these bad movies.  They usually have a charm to them, whether it be a low-budget movie that can't quite pull off everything it wanted to or a big-budget one that tried to do too many things and forgot to just be really good at one aspect.  Also, there's the simple fact that, much like child stars who grow up to become heroin addicts, I just want to see things fall apart and fail right before my very eyes.  Even though it took me quite a while after it's theatrical release to see it, I finally subjected myself to a movie that many people consider their "Worst Movie Ever" - Dragonball: Evolution.  And to be honest, I didn't think it was all that bad!  But to be even more honest, I wasn't really paying 100% attention to it but that's neither here nor there.  Sure, I'm willing to give plenty of bad movies a pass just because I enjoyed them for all the wrong reasons, but I believe that Dragonball: Evolution may be getting a bad rap.  So allow me to help bring peace to the world by making a list with an arbitrary random amount of points that no one will read about a crappy movie that isn't really all that crappy.  Ladies and gentlemen, I bring to you...

My Top 5 Hot Chicks At The Moment (or Why I'll Probably Remain Single)

Due to my perpetual single-hood, my taste in women has come under question many times.  Or rather, the fact that people tend to think I'm "too picky" or that I have "high standards".  And to that, I call bullshit.  Trust me, it doesn't take much to get me attracted to a girl.  Hell, usually all it takes is for one to pay attention to me for a fraction of a second.  But besides that, I don't think it's that people think I have high standards but instead, people believe I shouldn't have ANY standards at all.  They think that since I'm a virgin, I should just give it up to some random hambeast and get it over with.  And before you say that I'm reading too much into people's comments, people have actually told me this.  Stupid people, but people nonetheless.  Anyway, I figured that due to my current dating situation (which I've kept pretty mum about it on here besides a few snide remarks and that whole Pick-Up Artist thing), I feel a duty to talk about the girls out there that are currently getting my attention in an effort for you to more accurately judge me and my so-called "high standards".  Therefore I've made a list of the Top 5 Girls I Wanna Hook Up With At This Particular Moment.  Keep in mind that I do realize there's no way a guy like me would ever be able to hook up with any of these fine ladies, even if they've lost 3 or more limbs.  Which is why I'm currently on the lookout for vats full of radioactive money and giant penises to fall in so that I may become a superhero, to be known henceforth as The Goddamn Dickman.